The 944
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- alienviking
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Re: The 944
[quote=""DCIV""]Hmmmm. Maybe Ive missed the mark, I never thought of Humvee people as redneck. Did I just go full redneck and not even know it?!
Coop[/quote]
Uh. Yeah.
Coop[/quote]
Uh. Yeah.
Re: The 944
Requirement: Occasional yard waste removal, Home Depot trips, and work commute in moderate to heavy snow.
Typical solution: Basic, small to medium SUV or pickup.
Tennessee solution: Demilitarized M998 HMMWV
If that ain't redneck, I don't know what is.
Typical solution: Basic, small to medium SUV or pickup.
Tennessee solution: Demilitarized M998 HMMWV
If that ain't redneck, I don't know what is.
I think about all the things we could have done, all the miracles we could have achieved, if we were all just a little bit better than it turns out we are.
--Naomi Nagata
--Naomi Nagata
- Chris GTO TT
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Re: The 944
[quote=""Jeff V.""]Requirement: Occasional yard waste removal, Home Depot trips, and work commute in moderate to heavy snow.
Typical solution: Basic, small to medium SUV or pickup.
Tennessee solution: Demilitarized M998 HMMWV
If that ain't redneck, I don't know what is.[/quote]

Typical solution: Basic, small to medium SUV or pickup.
Tennessee solution: Demilitarized M998 HMMWV
If that ain't redneck, I don't know what is.[/quote]
Re: The 944
Jeff nailed it...
-Matt
'21 Corvette Stingray HTC Z51
'95 3000GT Spyder VR4 (11.838@117.56)
'21 Corvette Stingray HTC Z51
'95 3000GT Spyder VR4 (11.838@117.56)
Re: The 944
Damn. Im really in shock...the wife doesnt even think its redneck and she hasnt been a fan of it.
Coop
Coop
[quote=""Melis""]The cop asked Coop "Are you really a firefighter?" Coop was like "yeah" then the cop said "ok your in charge" then the cop left
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Re: The 944
Don't get me wrong. It's not a bad thing at all. I've said before, I'm a bit jealous.
I think about all the things we could have done, all the miracles we could have achieved, if we were all just a little bit better than it turns out we are.
--Naomi Nagata
--Naomi Nagata
- Chris GTO TT
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Re: The 944
Agreed its way more bad ass than my bro'ed out Explorer lol
Re: The 944
I guess its better than ryan being in denial about a Miata.
Coop
Coop
[quote=""Melis""]The cop asked Coop "Are you really a firefighter?" Coop was like "yeah" then the cop said "ok your in charge" then the cop left
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- tabasco122
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Re: The 944
I mean I made like $600 off my last Miata after owning it for a month, but hey, what do I know.
scat1zzi
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
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Re: The 944
[quote=""tabasco122""]I mean I made like $600 off my last Miata after owning it for a month, but hey, what do I know.[/quote]
That aint bad, but it aint great either.
That aint bad, but it aint great either.

- tabasco122
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Re: The 944
I mean I sold it for like 160% of what I paid for it lol. That was a leaky NA with no known maintenance history and about 160k miles iirc. Thing leaked more oil than deepwater horizon.
scat1zzi
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
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- tabasco122
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Re: The 944
Wait till you try to find someone to tint that rear hatch lol. My friend had the biggest pain finding a guy. Even the most professional tinters hate doing them.
scat1zzi
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
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Re: The 944
What sucks about them?
Coop
Coop
[quote=""Melis""]The cop asked Coop "Are you really a firefighter?" Coop was like "yeah" then the cop said "ok your in charge" then the cop left
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Re: The 944
That's awesome. I can barely get bare long blocks that cheap from self serve junkyards.
I had to trunk monkey the car I got your diffuser off of. Fortunately the trunk trim was gone and I was able to get right at the latch mechanism.
Is your standalone ECU going to be throttle by wire, or old school cable operated?
I had to trunk monkey the car I got your diffuser off of. Fortunately the trunk trim was gone and I was able to get right at the latch mechanism.
Is your standalone ECU going to be throttle by wire, or old school cable operated?
I think about all the things we could have done, all the miracles we could have achieved, if we were all just a little bit better than it turns out we are.
--Naomi Nagata
--Naomi Nagata
- tabasco122
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Re: The 944
The rear glass is probably the most difficult thing to tint. Damn near impossible to do it in one piece. A lot of shops strain up refuse to do it or they do it in strips between the defroster lines.
scat1zzi
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
12:12 am: if the phone charger is a penis, and the chargy bit inside the phone is the vagina, i made my phones vagina prolapse on itself and cause catastrophic failure
[quote=""Seraflame""]Fear has nothing to do with it. It's a simple equation.
Is the shen I'm about to pull and the laughs that ensue = to or > the payback my wife is likely to impose? If yes. Shens. If no. Shens.[/quote]
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