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To be fair, that video looks like the aftermath. The trailer had already hit the truck and they were filming the removal.
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Do you love Elon enough to risk one of your fingers?

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/commen ... nt_safety/
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I saw the first one live yesterday. It looks like something a 5 year old would have drawn using nothing but a ruler.. and gaps were.. not good.
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Jeff V. wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 1:51 pm Do you love Elon enough to risk one of your fingers?

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/commen ... nt_safety/
Wait did he really chop off his finger? :eek:
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He came really damn close. These idiots are risking bodily injury for their fugly meme truck and the billionaire edgelord who designed it.
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I’m waiting for someone to put their dick in it. You know it’s coming.


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Still want one.


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One was driving through town here in leavenworth. Everyone around us was commenting on how ugly, stupid, and pointless they are. Lol
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Saw it again driving from the front - like I mentioned in shout: If you are going to have a light bar across the whole front you really should have high enough build quality to make sure it is aligned all the way around.
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I seriously want to take my drone and fly it over the dealership here. They were unloading even more Cybertrucks when I was at the grocery store yesterday. I have never seen so many of a supposedly hot, in demand vehicle in one place outside of their factory.
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What are these things going for jeff? I remember what they “said” they were going for. I’ve heard rumors of what they are selling for. But now that they are rolling into places, what are they actually getting sold for?


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$80-100k. If you see any with a Foundation Edition logo etched into the fender and tailgate, those are another 20k. Basically all that added was the ability to skip the line and get an early one. One of the few good things about Tesla is they don't add market adjustments.

There's a 60k RWD version listed on their site, but as far as I know, they're not building that one yet.
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Coop can't get the rwd one, he needs the 2 motor one with the off-road package and lockers!
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*Lockers coming soon via OTA :lol:
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The TFL guys got their OTA locker update they day after they got back from their Moab trip :lol:
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Have you guys seen the limited edition, seven hundred dollar CyberHammer?

https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberhammer

It's out of stock already. 800 idiots bought this thing. It sounds like it's just as functional as the truck. How appropriate.
Note: Do not strike hard surfaces with CyberHammer. Intended for display or gym use.
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Dumb hammer is dumb. You can buy a lot of really good precious metal hammer for that price. PS. Titanium hammers are the shit compared to iron/steel/ss!
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